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Noel and Russell had met several times before. Had brief chats about their careers and what they’d been up to. But this time Noel knew it was going to be different.
They had been put in a team to star on “The Big Fat Quiz of the Year!” Noel knew it was going to be a good evening. But he knew nothing of what would happen on that evening.
It was the night of the quiz and 4 hours before they we due on stage ready to start. Noel thought he’d make an effort with himself for going on TV.
Across the other side of Camden Russell Brand was thinking the same. Although he was thinking of how many people he could get with at the after party that was planned. At 8pm they both arrived at the studios ready to go on air at 9pm.
Noel and Russell were in their dressing room having a normal conversation about where to but the best boots in London.
At 8:45 they were called to the set where they took their seats behind their desk, eyeing up their opponents; Jonathon Ross and Cat Deeley made up one of the other teams and David Walliams and Rob Brydon the other. They knew it was going to be a laugh.
They went through the first ¾‘s of the quiz with the occasional right answer but mainly answers to amuse themselves and others!
They were behind by a considerable amount when Jimmy Carr; the presenter offered them 22 points (which would put them in the lead) if they could get a question right, thinking they wouldn’t stand a chance, but they got it right and went into the lead.
Noel jumped up with joy when he found out they’d got the question right, exposing his lower abdomen. Russell looked at Noel, then away again quickly.
No way could he get with Noel. Noel had a girl-friend and it was just wrong. They were friends nothing more. Russell pushed the thought away to the back of his mind and continued with the quiz.
Noel and he took the quiz slightly more seriously now. With the occasional funny answer but most of their answers now were correct.
They went on to win the quiz and were ecstatic with the though of beating David Walliams who had been annoying everyone throughout the show!
They went up to Jimmy Carr to collect their trophy. Noel kissed Jimmy on the cheek which set off a feeling of immense jealousy in the pit of Russell’s stomach. He wanted that to be him that Noel was kissing. Not Jimmy. But he grinned and bared it.
Back in their dressing room after the show Noel and Russell were jumping around their dressing room with excitement along with Noel’s girl-friend and a friend of Russell’s.
They weren’t in there for long because someone came and showed them the way to the after party. Once at the party Noel got to work drinking and talking to people.
Russell drank some shots then went and sat in a corner to think. This was very unusual of Russell as he would normally have been running round cracking jokes and entertaining people. That was his nature, what he was like. Noel noticed this and went and sat next to Russell.
“What’s up man? You look depressed! Get a grip, enjoy yourself we won!!”
“Yeah I know, I’m sorry…it’s just…I don’t know how to say this…can I have a word with you private somewhere?” Russell asked sheepishly.
“Yeah sure!” Noel said leaping away to a doorway at the edge of the room. He walked through the door and waited for Russell to come out. “What’s wrong?” Noel asked, puzzled at the look on Russell’s face.
“Well it’s just…man! I don’t know how to say this! I’m Russell fucking Brand…I never have trouble finding words.” Russell gabbled.
Noel laughed. “Go on, you can tell me! Who exactly and I gonna tell?!”
“Ok, well I like you.” Russell muttered quietly. “I like you a lot. When you kissed Jimmy in there I wished it was me. And I know this is probably going to be really weird for you but I had to tell you.”
Noel stood there aghast. He hadn’t expected that. So he did what he thought was the right thing to do. He leant towards Russell and kissed him on the cheek. He moved to his lips and parted them with his tongue. They started to make out and Russell didn’t know what had hit him. He was in heaven! He pushed Noel away.
“You don’t have to do that. I know you don’t feel the same way. You have Dee. You love Dee.” Russell said. Knowing it was the right thing to say but it broke his heart to say it. He hadn’t had this feeling he had for Noel for a long time. He really liked Noel. And he didn’t know what to do. But he knew he didn’t want to break up Noel and Dee.
“I know. But the truth is I have the same feelings. Come with me” Noel said smirking and pulling at Russell’s arm.
Noel ran off down the corridor and darted into an empty room. He came back out and nodded to Russell who walked slowly to the room. He stood outside the door not sure whether to go in or not, but Noel made the decision for him. Pulling him in quickly and slamming his back against the door, tackling Russell in another deep, passionate kiss.
Noel fumbled around with the lock on the door eventually managing to look the door without looking! Russell pushed him away again.
“I’m sorry I can’t do this. It’s unfair. I want to. You don’t understand how much. But it’s wrong. I know that and I know you know that.” Russell said.
“Yeah? So what, I like to take risks. I thought you did too? I want to try something different. I want to unleash the side of me people don’t see very often.” Noel replied to Russell.
“Are you sure? I don’t want to mess things up for anyone.” Russell said desperately trying to stop him self from just tackling Noel to the ground.
“Yes I’m sure. Who is it going to mess up? No-one will find out. It’ll be between us.” Noel said desperately trying to convince Russell it would be okay.
“Alright, but only if your sure.”
“Course I’m sure! Now just kiss me!” Noel laughed.
Russell pushed Noel onto the sofa and tackled him in a rough but passionate kiss.
Noel giggled. The laugh sending vibrations through Russell
Noel fumbled around with Russell’s belt and threw it onto the floor. Russell pulled his top off and cast it aside whilst Noel mirrored his movements.
Russell ran a finger down Noel’s slim torso. He kissed his was down to Noel’s trousers, where he left kissed of lust along the trouser line on Noel. He undid Noel’s belt then pulled off his trousers to reveal Noel’s huge hard-on. Russell plunged his head down onto Noel. Noel took a deep gasp of air, he’d had no warning! Noel moaned.
Russell knew Noel was close to climaxing so he stopped and looked round the room for some kind out lube. He pulled a jonny out of his trouser pocket and rapidly put it on.
He grabbed a bottle from one of the tables and squirted some of the liquid onto his fingers which he rubbed over his cock, then a little more onto his fingers which is quickly inserted into Noel. He moved them in and out scissoring them occasionally to get Noel used to the sensation. Before long Russell removed his fingers and positioned his member over Noel’s entrance, waiting for Noel’s word.
Noel nodded and Russell entered Noel cautiously. Noel winced at the immense pain which soon turned to immense pleasure as Russell started to thrust into Noel. Russell started off slowly then sped up. Each thrust faster and harder
Noel let out a moan to signify his orgasm. The sight of Noel in pure pleasure underneath his was enough to send Russell over the top and he came shortly afterwards.
“Fuck me that was good!” Noel giggled.
“Hell yeah! We’ll have to meet up again sometime” Russell winked as he got up and started to get dressed. Noel followed Russell and put his own clothes back on.
“You’re not going to tell anyone about this are you Russell?” Noel asked.
“Course not! Why would I risk both of our careers? Plus I like you and I don’t want to hurt you.”
Noel felt reassured and kissed Russell passionately before leaving the room and returning to the after party.
Russell sat down in one of the chairs reflecting on what they’d just done. It might have been wrong but it was bloody good. And neither of them regretted it. They were merely trying things out. Russell got up looked in the mirror to check he was looking relatively presentable and walked out of the room back into the party.
He walked across to the bar noticing Noel at the other end making out with his girl-friend. Russell felt so jealous but so pleased with himself as well. He knew that Noel would remember that for a long time, and that fact satisfied Russell.
Once Noel had resurfaced he looked over at Russell and winked. Noel knew they’d both have fun. And knew they would more than likely do it again. And with that he necked his vodka and lunged back onto Dee again.
This evening had been and was going to be one of the best ever.
